5 BOOTLES
Balloon Skull of Perpetual Glee
Inflates itself when sad, tells jokes at midnight, and may attract small rodents.
rare-ish
1 HONK
Pocket Honk-Trumpet (Enchanted)
Produces celebratory fanfare that compels applause.
bestseller
✦✦✦
Sequined Nose of Mild Prophecy
Glitters when someone nearby lies.
limited
10 PIES
Pie of Perpetual Filling
Excellent for parties, minor dimensional portals, and slapstick recipes.
must-try
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Bottle of Clownfog
Releases a fog that smells faintly of licorice and applause.
experimental
Free*
Handkerchief of Infinite Colors
Changes color for every sentiment expressed near it.
mysterious